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Thoughts and Dreams of Aaron Schmidt

This is the online journal of Aaron Schmidt where he records his thoughts (when they seem relevant) and his dreams (when he can remember them).

28 May 2004 Par ses Pieds

La construction a été faite,
vite, sans délai,
et tout le monde disait "Oh, c'est beau!"

Les constructeurs sont partis
avec toute leur monie
et vivent dans leurs châteaux du ciel.

Les fêtes commençaient,
les nuits sont passées
beaucoup des drogues, des verres, et rigolé.

"Il y n a pas de différence
entre béton et le bronze
et on a gagné un profit incroyable!"

Le chef était content
jusqu'au moment,
son beau projet, effondré par terre.

Les piles de son argent
n'étaient pas assez payants
pour redonner la vie à tout les morts.

Le chef a été pris,
vite, par les pieds,
et ils l'ont laissé suspendu à son projet.

11 May 2004 BMI 19.75

I just tested my Body Mass Index and I came screaming in at 19.75. That's 0.25 under the ideal weight and resting comfortable in the "Endurance Athelete" category.

Okay, so the category is actually titled "Underweight or endurance athelete", but I can run pretty far if the need arises, so I think that explains everything pretty well.

Aurélie's running around claiming that I am underweight (she even wrote an email to my parents calling for help!) but she doesn't know the truth! Not the real truth.

... and neither do I.

09 May 2004 Please close the door

We are currently conducting experiments into the life cycle of the sac fungi, Ascomycota. This study is a scientific response to the question of “High to moderate temperature spoils on a full fledged Artal fungi” proposed by Kravitz & Hutch, 1992.

Temperature stability is critial to our experiments, as fungi react violently to even the slightest change in temperature. A fluctuation of 2-3°C (when located within 750m of sea-level) can cause deterimental stunting of growth and restriction of available oxygen to the growth bed. Must fungi will not survive if a breach of 7°C is reached.

The tiny bodies which discolor and decay some wood belong to an enormous group of factories. Incapable to produce their appropriate supply, molds will feed instead on a vaste range of natural substances such as the leather, the tissue, the rattan, the paper and the wood.

The most effective method to prevent fungal deterioration is to expose it to the sandbank method. Humidity levels between 6% and 16% can force fungi to cycle into their winter stage. We have attempted to recreate this winter stage by applying the Greedy Tricycle theorem: “Body to spin, to spin, to spin.” This, however, only accounts for 68% of the total growth market in a healthy, stabile sac fungi.

We appreciate your consideration in this matter and any inconvienence caused will be tracked back to the appropriate owner, resulting in the full distribution of rock and slide.

Sincerely,

The Tech Support Team
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